joke of the week: my life
Stressed, depressed but well dressed
Then she kissed him until the sky seemed to fade out and all her smiles and tears to vanish in an ecstasy of eternal seconds.F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Ice Palace (via feellng)
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.Mark Twain (via kushandwizdom)


i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE


harry styles crosses the state line. “idaho,” he reads. “no, you da ho,” he says to himself, laughing as he wonders what the fuck he’s doing in idaho